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I Won't Give Up!

[ to the tune of "I Won't Grow Up" from Peter Pan ]

I won't give up!
I don't wanna give up rule.
Or to learn to be a peasant
And obey a silly rule.

If giving up means it would free
Me from ability to oversee
I'll never give up, never give up, never give u-p!
Not me!

I won't give up.
I don't wanna lose a tie
Or give serious concession
In the middle of my try!

And if it means I must prepare
To transfer power with a worried air...
I'll never give up, never give up, never give u-p!
Not me!

So there!
Never gonna stop my plan...
I won't!
Like to see somebody try...
And make me!
Anyone who wants to try...
And make me
Give up on my plan,
Stop me if you can!

I won't give up.
I will never even try.
You will do what Al Gore tells you
And you'll never ask him why!

I won't give up.
I will never go away.
And if someone tries to make me
I will simply get my way!

I won't give up.
No, I promise that I won't.
I will stay a king forever.
Have me banished? No, you don't!

America will always be
The home of regal opportunity!
I'll never give up, never give up, never give u-p!
Not me, not me, not me, not me, not me...
No, sir!