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Election 2000 Humor

Key Campaign Issues

The two major party presidential candidates today agreed that Americans are seeing too much inappropriate material in popular entertainment. However, they disagreed on the details. The Republican candidate, George W. Bush, states that there is too much bloody violence in the movies and on television. Vice President Al Gore, his Democratic opponent, states meanwhile that the media presents Americans with too much sex and frontal nudity.

In other words, Bush says there is too much gore and Gore says there is too much bush.