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Election 2000 Humor

How Many Pieces of Chad on the Floor?

- to the tune of '99 bottles of beer on the wall'
but you start at one and count up

. . . pieces of chad on the floor.

Seventy-four pieces of chad on the floor,
Seventy-four pieces of chad.
One more illegal vote for Al Gore,
Seventy-five pieces of chad on the floor.

Seventy-five pieces of chad on the floor,
Seventy-five pieces of chad.
One more illegal vote for Al Gore,
Seventy-six pieces of chad on the floor.

Seventy-six pieces of chad on the floor. . .