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These items were collected before 2001, mostly from circulated email.
(so links to other websites might work now, or not...)
Newer humor is being collected now and will be posted here soon!
Last changes made on Thursday, August 23, 2007 .

Humor

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HumorSense '95 Beta 2.1
[ ... or not ... ]

News article (not humor): Scientists Dissect Brain's Humor Center

Computers - general

Dr. Suess Explains Computers

Parodies of Familiar Songs by The BEAT-uhls
Yesterday, Eleanor Rigby, Unix Man, Write in C, Something

Cyberwocky [a parody of Lewis Carroll's "Jabberwocky"]

Haiku Error Messages

Maxims for the Internet Age

Software

If Operating Systems Ran the Airlines...

Bill, the Foreman and the Furniture

A Guide to Software Revision Numbers

If Klingons Developed Software...

Virus/Hoax

All True!?! (a hoax summary...)

Gullibility Virus

The Work Virus

Creation

The Creation of the PC

The Creation by Computer

Physics

Scientists and the Electric Chair

Science Facts?

News item: FCC to license light

New Element: Ad (Administration)

Math

Little Johnny Learns Math

The Ultimate Metric Conversion Chart

Word Problems for Gang Members

Teaching Math

Sports

Why sports scholarship is an oxymoron

Health

Calorie-burning Activities

Bread Is Hazardous to your Health

Food

The Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe

Children

Household Rules for Children

A Parent's Nightmare: Computer Camp

College Student Writes Home

Tooth Fairy Form Letter

Animals

Rules for Stray Cats

Cat Haiku

Dog Haiku

A Cat's Heaven

Light Bulb Jokes for Dog Breeds

Veterinary Second Opinion

The End of the Raven - by Edgar Allen Poe's Cat

Religion

The Binding of Isaac (a modern version)

A Debate Between the Pope and Moishe

Religious Types of Bras

Religious Light Bulb Jokes

Religious Denominations React to a Fire

Why God never received a PhD

Noah's Ark - Construction Difficulties

A Train of Thought - a Talmudist's logical conclusion

Politics

Election 2000 Humor

Cows and Political Philosophy

Bill of No Rights

Military

What Time Is It at the Airport?

General Sherman at Stone Mountain

The Rules of Combat

Lawyers

Lawyers - riddles and jokes

Puns and Wordplay

Beethoven's Grave

EuroEnglish - A Language Compromise

Puns

Some Quick Puns

Sesquipedalian Expressions

Rules for Writing

One-liners

One-liners

One-liner Questions

Tests and quizzes

Final Exam

Tricky Questions

Miscellaneous

Psychiatric Hotline Telephone Menu

Things You Would Never Know Without The Movies

Some Tips for the Clueless

Standard Disclaimer

Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge - "BOOK"

Emergency Back-up Device - P.E.N.C.I.L.

How to Develop Company Policy

Densa Department

How to keep a Densan busy...
[ short wait while the Java applet loads ]

Other Densa sites:

• Densa - It boggles the mind!
• The Densa Quiz
• Are You Eligible for Densa?

Other sites

The Dilbert Zone

Welcome to Spatula City!

Strange Things Out There On The Web:

Punsters Home Page - Home Home on Deranged

Infrequently Asked Questions

Deteriorata